Whohooo! See all the goodies the Bionic Elbows got for you over here. We got demos, tapes, buttons...whatever. It can all be yours. Just drop us a line right here and we´ll get in contact with you rightaway.
All the prices are plus porto. And this also depends on the country you live in and how much of our stuff you may order. We´ll answer questions like that in our response anyway. So wait no longer and get your hands on everything you´ve ever dreamed of. Right now! Click the pics to see a bigger one concerning the goodies.

STUFF TO WEAR:
	The Bionic Elbows - bionic cat / bionic girl T-Shirt or Girlie / 10 EUR Fantastic new shirts in stock. Design by Jan TM of Fanboy and several editions available. We got the shirts showing the bionic cat in several sizes and colors navy, brown, yellow and the girlies showing the bionic girl catching the bionic butterfly in S, M and L and the colors navy and yellow. write us an e-mail to buy this.
	The Bionic Elbows T-Shirt or Girlie / 7 EUR Here comes the very first shirt of the Elbows for you fellas out there. The printer thought our female fans are a bunch of hippos, so he made them pretty big. Get those cheaper though (can be worn by small guys as well). Order both (shirts or girlies) in size L or M. write us an e-mail to buy this.
	The Bionic Elbows Button / 0,50 EUR Show ´em all who your favorite rock´n´roll band is. Get the meanest guy of Eternia rocking his ass off to The Bionic Elbows for your jacket, hat or whatever. write us an e-mail or contact Empty Head to buy this.
STUFF TO LISTEN TO:
	The Bionic Elbows - s/t LP (2005) (Fanboy Records) / 10 EUR first killer LP of your favorite rock´n´roll sensation. This is Garage Rock Supreme! All in all you'll get 12 juvenile, raw tracks pressed on 140 gr. heavy weight virgin vinyl! write us an e-mail or contact Fanboy Records to buy this.
	The Bionic Elbows / Se Sichelzecken - Split Tape (2003) (Aldi Punk) / 1,50 EUR Punk-Guru Aldi jacked off to both bands for a while and then finally decided to smash them both on one split tape. Awesome job, dude! Includes both first demos of both bands "Romeo Agents" and "Affenmann". write us an e-mail or contact Aldi Punk to buy this.
	V/A - Let´s Katze! Tape (2006) (Katze Platten) / 2,50 EUR Freshest action brought to you by Katze Platten. The latest compilation offers you 34 bands on 90 minutes. The Elbows are on it with a demo version of a previously unreleased song "Against me". Other bands: Asiflash, Die Rote Suzuki, Art of Nox and many many more... write us an e-mail or contact Katze to buy this.
	V/A - Geisteskrank - the compilation Tape (2006) (9 DIY labels) / 2,00 EUR 41 tracks, seeeeveral different bands, 9 labels, from grindcore to singer/songwriter. We´re on it with "Outta Space Experience". 2 Euro and 24-page booklet... don´t wait any longer! Other bands: Lafftrak, Krautbomber, Drain Valve and and and. write us an e-mail or contact Katze Platten to buy this.
	Sin Stanley - Diary CD-R (2004) (Empty Head Records) / 3,00 EUR 7 solo songs of Bionic Elbows singer Hans Peter Stanley brought to you by the label of his little brother. Comes with beautiful colored cover. Incl. Holiday on Mars, The Dive, Polaroid, Theme and more. write us an e-mail or contact Empty Head or Katze Platten to buy this.
	V/A - Nie wieder Vampirismus C-60 Tape (2005) (Empty Head Records) / 2 EUR 19 songs by 16 bands incl. The Bionic Elbows, Choke, Country Rosi, The Johnas, Der Raketenhund and many more. contact Empty Head to buy this.
	V/A - Cats for kids CD-R (2005) (Katze Platten) / 3 EUR benefit-compilation incl. 16 tracks of bands that mostly played on the Katze Platten benefit-festival July 2005 like The Bionic Elbows, Asiflash, The Floozies and many more. Most of the money goes to two Juzes in Cologne that take care of children after school. write us an e-mail or contact Katze Platten to buy this.
	V/A - Katze haut Katze in die Fresse! C-90 Tape (2005) (Katze Platten) / 2,50 EUR 32 songs by 32 bands incl. The Bionic Elbows, Tofu23, Supernichts, Killer Racoon Fish, The Phonotones and many more. write us an e-mail or contact Katze Platten to buy this.
	Se Sichelzecken - Affenmann CD-R (2003) (DIY) / 2 EUR Here comes feinest doitschpunk erection. The insane deutschpunk sideproject of the Bionic Elbows. Make your life happier with those 11 chartbusters. write us an e-mail or contact Katze Platten to buy this.
	V/A - Sing mit und flipp aus C-90 Tape (2005) (Katze Platten) / 1,50 EUR split tape of The Bionic Elbows, Hellpetrol, The Pharao´s, The Dirtshakes and the Floozies put together by Elbows guitarist Hellmood Hareström. Side A and B are the same...19 songs! write us an e-mail or contact Katze Platten to buy this.
	Killer Racoon Fish - Watch the Jerk CD (1999) (DIY) / 4,00 EUR first cd of Hellmoods and Joes other band Killer Racoon Fish. Mudrock at its best. incl. 12 smashers like "Love you", "Vegetate" or "Comets and Stars" write us an e-mail or contact Katze Platten to buy this.
	V/A - United Noise Soli Compilation CD-R (2005) (Empty Head Records) / 3,00 EUR 25 bands from Germany, Greece and Italy support United Noise (a couple of people that do great stuff for the underground scene in and around Schaumburg. Features The Bionic Elbows, Dr. Phibes, Sundae Milk, DUC, Vodka Juniors and many more. contact Empty Head or United Noise to buy this.
	V/A - Menschenverachtende Untergrundmusik C-90 Tape (2004) (Empty Head Records) / 2,00 EUR tape compilation incl. 21 bands like The Bionic Elbows, Frau Aal, Rent-A-Tent, Se Sichelzecken, Dr. Phibes, Braying Boredom, Hellpetrol, Tofu23, Nirgendwo and many more. 30 songs! contact Empty Head or Katze Platten to buy this.
	Hot jr. - Always when rodeo is on I want my cold beer, honey! CD (2005) (Red Five Records) / 10,00 EUR brandnew release of Hans Peters other band Hot jr. 23 greatest hits of the punkrockers from Cologne. Fast, mean, dirty! contact Red Five Records to buy this.